Flannel - Little Known Flu Preventative
Saturday, January 2, 2010 It is a well kept secret, that flannel can protect you from the flu, including the H1N1 virus. The protective qualities of flannel are endorsed by no reputable doctors and are well supported by no credible medical research.
For full potency flannel should be made into a quilt, preferably with a light and fluffy wool batting. There are two mechanisms which create flannel’s protective effect, giving it a one - two punch against seasonal viruses. First, the process of making a flannel quilt releases endorphins which calm and relax you, allowing your immune system to work to it’s full potential. Flannel delivers it's second punch once the quilt is finished. Simply snuggle under the completed (or mostly completed) quilt to maximize it’s medical efficacy.
There are some activities which enhance the protective qualities of a flannel quilt and others which can cause unexpected complications.
Activities which enhance the protective qualities of a snuggling under a flannel quilt include: sipping tea or other medicinal liquids, reading a good book and eating rich, deep, dark chocolate.
Those activities which can produce dangerous complications occur when snuggling under the flannel quilt with another person. This activity should be undertaken with either extreme caution or wild abandon. You should not necessarily consult your physician before engaging in this risky behavior.
Ingredients for making your own flannel quilt are available at Ruby Street Quiltworks.
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